I just made you say underwear....

Oh yes my honies, it's that time again! I've found some more of those products that make me, and hopefully you say WTF! Enjoy!

Ladies, check this out, the Kush. It is a piece of plastic cylinder that you slip it in your cleavage before you sleep. Wait, this is only for women with C-cup or larger. That's just f*cked up! Ladies with an A and B cup are screwed!

The Intimi  Breast Pillow

Wrinkles between and above the breasts??? If you're afraid of cleavage wrinkles there's the breast pillow! It's like a bra but without the cups!

Vulva Original Vaginal Scent

A company in Germany makes a product (it's a pheromone)called Vulva that smells like a woman's nether-regions. You take the glass vial, give it a shake, and then rub some on the back of your hand. It makes me ill just thinking about it.

Who decides who's cooter this stuff smells like anyway? Cause you know, I'm not sure how many German women have had a Summer's Eve kind of day...ya get my meaning?? They need some funk buster seriously!!






I mean I loves me some man junk but I'm not about to run out and buy some pecker scent and start rubbin' that shit on my hand or anything else on my body for that matter!! What in the hell is wrong with people?? Nasty...just nasty!

Solo Man Hairy Chest Bib

Turns You Into a Stud Instantly. As part of an advertising campaign for Australia’s Solo soft drinks, Cadbury Schweppes aims to turn pasty, hairless boys into real men with the Solo Man hairy chest bib. Not only will you feel like a 70’s porn star, you can confidently eat at Red Lobster knowing that you won’t ruin your shirt.

Finally chest hair

Artist Walter Van Beirendonck designed this shirt in 1997. It reproduces his actual chest hair. Wear it with the pubes suit and you're all set for a night on the town.

Pubes...you're it!

Costume artist Adelle Lutz designed this "corporate Adam and Eve" flesh colored clothing that is accesssorized with "appropriately" placed pubes. Don't you find it "weird" that the dress has more pubes than the suit? Girlfriend needs to meet a venus razor, they work wonders!

I'm getting the feeling that my clothes are totally out of fashion!!

The $1625 Slashed Army T-Shirt

Balmain is selling this 100% cotton ripped army t-shirt for a whopping $1625. When are you going to get yours? Hell...do you know how many "fashionable" clothes I've thrown away over the years? I could be rich damn it!

The Baggy Winecoat

Because you shouldn't leave home without it...your wine that it. Just take the wine bladder out of a box of wine and slip it into this dispensing "purse" and you're all set for a relaxing drive in the country. Only $58 and you can have one for your very own.

Big Hairy Bush
Hair particle drawing by artist Don Relyea. (for f*cks sake, for your own sanity...never google "big hairy bush!" ewww I'm traumatized...for life!)

John Holmens High school

This is a real high school and is located right down the road from us (about 45 minutes to an hour away)in Edenton, NC.

The Self Adhesive Chest Wig

Imagine this on a red headed guy! So, so sexy!

Doggie Lover Doll

The world's first sex doll for dogs is a soft rubber "toy" with a silicone vagina and comes complete with an "intimate lubricant to increase the life of the doll."

You KNOW a man came up with this idea, a man designed this...just sayin'!

Neuticles

Testicular implantation for pets. Did you have poor Fido's nuts chopped off? (shame on you!!)

Well good news Fido, you can now get Neuticles implants. And they even come in a number of sizes to fit your needs.

You know I had to use the pug pic!!

I mean really, just because you had poor Fido's nuts chopped off doesn't mean it has to look like you did! Hell, if you love Neuticles as much as Fido does they offer a variety of giftware including earrings and keychains.

The only thing better than your dogs rubber nuts hanging from your ears or keyring? Your man's rubber balls on them!

Slow Cow

The Anti Energy drink contains ingredients known for their calming effects. Helps tone down the hyperactive. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I know who could feed this to their kids lol.

The Mens Underwear Repair Kit

Men, do you love your favorite pair of tighty-whiteys so much that you want to wear them day in and day out, unwilling to take them off even for a good run through the washing machine or a tumble through they dryer? (ewww ya NASTY!)

Are they becoming overly holey, stained, stretched out to the point they're unwearable (even by men's standards)? Well now you have an alternative that can make your hhideous drawers wearable again...The Mens Underwear Repair Kit. Yes, that's right! For a mere $9.95 you can get your own kit that comes with a needle and thread, fabric patches, duct tape, a new waist band, and underwear white-out to get rid of those unsightly stains. And just in case you get confused, it also comes with a fully illustrated man-u-al.

I'm jealous! I wonder why they don't have a Womans Underwear Repair Kit?? Oh...that's right!! We'd just throw the damn things away and buy ourselves some new Vicky's Secret drawers!

Robert Pattinson Panties

Ladies, we may not have an underwear repair kit but we DO have good ol' Edward drawers!! Lol...I'm as Twihard as the next person but these even have me scratching my head. Yes ladies...you can have Robert Pattinson in your pants!

You too can tramp stamp it around with these lovely undies. I mean, who doesn't love an apple on their ass??

The best part??

Oh yeah girls...you can have his lips where the sun don't shine. I don't know about you but there's something "sexy" walking around knowing that Edward has his lips all over my vajayjay and nobody knows it but me. Have you ordered yours yet??

Anatomy Underwear

This gorgeous little ditty was shown to the world at the Parson's 2009 Fashion Benefit.  The design is a wide hipped white lace one piece featuring breasts and hair made of pink and white tulle. The look creates the appearance of a naked woman and turned heads as the benefit. I'm pissed that I'm just finding out about it now.

Pearl Lingerie for Men
Oh my word. I'm speechless. Are these the same thing as a pearl necklace (just for a mans ass crack) ?Though...I did just order a pair for Mr Man! Think he'll like 'em? The $60 thong has the pearl strand leading from the back to the front lace pouch. (A man's "package" in a lace pouch?? Be still my beating heart!!) It’s available in black, white and periwinkle, I ordered the periwinkle...they'll go great with my boo's blue eyes!!

Next I ordered a few of these hot pieces of  male lingerie! Mr Man is gonna be so surprised! (ha ha)

Hot right?? Which one's are you ordering?

Cuchini Pads for your underwear

Do you suffer from the dreaded camel toe? Well now you can get a Cuchini pad. Designed to stick to any garment and smooth you out down "there!"

According to one website "Nature used to provide a hair covering to soften the area, bush for the cush is gone and there is a need for camel toe smoothers. 
Camel Toe Panties

We might hate the camel toe here in the states but in Japan...hell in Japan they're buying undies to give them one.

No matter what your thoughts/feelings on the pesky camel toe, rest assured that there's a product to help you.

Call Me Panties

Panties with a phone holster built in. I don't know about you ladies but I want my phone as close to my hooha as possible, especially when it's on vibrate.

Commandos Cotton Patches

Crotch only panties. There have been crotchless panties for years so I guess these were only a matter of time. Free spirited women (and men...to each their own) can stick these "down under" and feel free to go commando without being "gross!" They come in black, denim, pale pink, light nude and white. They're adhesive and stick right to your pants. Back in the day we used to call these panty liners.

The C String

The best thing to happen to undies besides not wearing any?? I don't know about that!! Just "pop" it on and it stays put. I don't know about you ladies, but I don't want to wear anything I need to pop on, especially on my ass. Can you imagine what the wire in that damn thing feels like riding in the crack of your ass all day?? Ouch!
 

 Can you imagine walking around with this on all day??

Whew...makes my cooter and my crack hurt just looking at it for realz yo!


The Seamless Man Mitt, Willie Warmer, Peter Heater

Is an explanation really needed for this one? It's a cock warmer.

Even though I could keep going I'm gonna end this one for now! I can't do too many of these at once! When I do it makes me think I'm one of the few sane people left in this world lol. So...which one was your favorite? Which one made you scratch your head and say "Dude...WTF" the most?

All images courtsey of google images.

I know you like it...

I haven't been feeling well for the last couple of days, the weather has my muscles screaming in protest so I haven't been feeling like doing much of anything. I've been up since Monday morning...not a wink of sleep!
So...since I'm not feeling my "normal" shut up self I'm doing another one of my "Well huh!" entries. Why "well huh?" That would be beca

A friend of mine and I were talking last night and she was telling me about this TERRIBLE pick up line that she got the other night while she was out at a club. It made me think of the worst pick up line I've ever gotten! Would you like to know the worst pick up line I've ever gotten was? (Sure you do!)

Said in one of the WORST country hick accents I've ever heard: (think of Larry the Cable Guy, now that I think of it he kind of looked like him too, just add a cowboy hat!)

"Hot damn darlin'!! How 'bout I take you out to my pick up so I can brand your ass??? My reply? (For some reason this too was said in a country hick accent..I have no idea why!)

"Well DAMN Tex!! I just got my ass branded last night, right out in the parking lot, WAIT...that wasn't you was it? No...it couldn't have been you! I woke up this morning with more than just my ass hurting *wink,wink* But aren'tyou a doll for asking anyway!" He stumbled off mumbling something about a fuckin' bitch but I can't imagine who he was talking about!!

*Why do men sound like a f*ckin' elephant when they blow their noses? Oh come on! You know you've noticed it too!

 *I saw a commerical last night for some eye drops, at the end of the commerical they were saying what the side effects are and then they said "Not approved for Herpes viral infections of the eye." You can get herpes in your eyes??? Dayum!! Imagine explaining that one! "Well you see, what I was doin' was..."

Shrimp Taco's at Taco bell...

Because you'd love to eat shrimp that's been sitting out all day.  Yeah...don't worry about food poisoning hun! That makes about as much sense as their "Drive Thru Diet!"

  

This is the pic on their web site:

 Wow! That's some big ol' shrimp there!
 

This is a pic of the "same taco from a review blog:

Handerpants

Umm...what the hell and why?? Though their web site does say that they're good for 100's of uses!

Dog/Kitty Wigs

People if you have enough money to buy a wig for your cats, adopt me yo...for realz!!

  (This one just screams Bob Marley!)

This dog is dreaming of killing you when it sleeps!

I had a teacher with a "rug" like this!

Is it just me or does she remind you of Paris Hilton??

The Drib

It's a driving bib! Are you really that messy of an eater?

Wine glass holder necklace

Ok so I'm not even going to make a joke about this one! I can think of a few occasions where this could come in handy! Hell...they're stylish too!

Mobile Massage System

Cause everyone wants to look like a Ninja Turtle right?

Lay-Z-Spa

It's a ghetto hot tub y'all! Wurd!

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants

It's a party in your pants yo!

Off Road Commode

It hooks to your trailer hitch Bubba! Golly boy...you're moving up in the world! Hot damn! Next thing you know you'll be gettin' a cement pond!

Designer Plunger

What color would you pick??

Nothing

Because you can never have too much nothing!

Lifegem Created Diamond

Don't know what to do with Mom's ashes? Give that bitch your finger!!

Cremation Solutions

Need an urn for hubby's ashes? Well gurl...have we got a treat for you! We can make you an urn that is an exact replica of his head, they come in three sizes too. I would suggest the full sized version, it's the size of hubbys head and large enough to hold all of his ass! Personally...I'd use that bitch as a cookie jar!

Chair Socks

Hey...maybe their feet are cold! All the other chairs in your neighborhood will be jealous!!

Nasty Bags

Tired of your co workers eating your lunch? Try these handy sandwhich bags with "mold spots" built in.

Gucci Ice Trays

Well everythin else you own is covered in those sweet G's, you just HAVE to have these too right?

Bacon Vodka

Pure.Refreshing.Bacon! Oooo weee! We's gonna party tonight bubba! Now hand me that Baby Back Rib flavored beer! Gaww!

And last but not least...Makin' Bacon!! It's bacon flavored lube!! For fucks sake people...no really!! It IS for fucks sake! I'm all about the flavors but bacon? That's just wrong on so many levels! 

Hope you all have a great day!