A Sticky Situation!

November 30, 2010

Want to join the fun? Go check out this hot momma and start STICKIN'!!!

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Flow Like a Harpoon.....

November 24, 2010

So...it's turkey day eve, so I thought I'd sit down and write a short blog entry before the cooking madness begins. Y'all know that I had to show y'all some turkey day lovin'!

{ice is back with a brand new invention} 

Whew! Sorry, I had to get that out! Have y'all tried these little nuggets of yumminess??

{so damn good}

If you haven't...run out and grab you some. Apparently they're only going to be out for a limited time. Damn it. They're just like crack dealers, they get you addicted and then they cut you off. Bastards!!

{they tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no} 

Yesterday my MIL and I were sitting and watching TV when something happened that I just KNEW I'd have to blog about, for your entertainment  of course! Anywow, I said to my self, "Self....why don't you blog about it?"

{well there's an idea...'magine that}

I wont bother you with Self's smart ass reply! She's such a bitch! I'm sure you've all seen the commercials for this particular product...

{don't you just love those commercials?}

My MIL turned to me and asked me "Have you and hubby ever used that?" Ummm.... wha? 

{totally NOT my MIL...she's much cuter than this}

Lmao...honestly, we've never used it, but for about 30 seconds I felt like I was so on the spot. I mean, it just wasn't a question I was expecting my MIL to ask me lol. It was good for a laugh though! I told her that no, we'd never used it and that was the end of the conversation. Has your MIL ever asked you any funny or awkward questions like that? If so....spill it bitches.

Speaking of KY...I used to work at a grocery store here in town, the first night that I closed a couple of guys (they had to be in their late 60's!!) came to my register about 5 minutes before we closed. They only had one product. Yup...you guessed it!  

{that was a mental image I could have done without!}

Speaking of the grocery store that I used to work at...would you believe that they have to keep all the KY products, yeast infection meds, condoms and even pregnancy test behind the service desk? Because they're the items most often stolen. It's pretty damn bad when you have to STEAL KY jelly people.

{unless you're a broke bitch, if you are...squeeeeal bitch!} 

 {don't judge me}

Because I'm short on words, and time...I'm gonna leave you with some turkey day funnies, and a poem.

{nahhh, he's just happy to see you!}

{you don't want to know where my giblets end up. really, you don't}


 {better than a headed fowl carcass. just sayin'}

 {dude, that wasn't bread}

 {first you'll need a dab or two of KY jelly}

{actually it's the beard. the beard turns me on}

{it's all the rage in Brazil} 

{damn! is that all I have to do?}

 {would you like yours, or mine?}

{who am I to judge?}

{I'm to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts} 

 Ok, I'll stop now! After previewing this entry I've come to realize that I have entirely too much time on my hands lol. I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Remember all that you have to be thankful for. Love, kisses and paper plates instead of dishes. 

Your chick wish she could....

November 22, 2010


I decided to link up with Daisy Approach and show off all of my ink. Most of my tattoo's represent my family in one way or another. It means a lot to me that I have them close to me in that way.

This one is a cover up of my very first tattoo that was redonkulous! My Mom's name was Rose. There are five open roses (one for my Mom, one for me, and one each for my three sisters) and four buds (one each for my son and my sisters three kids). It hurt like a bitch but was well worth it!

{good lawd...I was WHITE}

My dragon fly on my ankle and foot. Mom loved dragonflies.

{when I was a skinny bitch}

Flaming cherries. These are just for me. I used to collect anything and everything that had cherries on them. I outgrew that hobby lol.

My Mom said if she'd have known she was having four girls she would have named us Faith, Hope, Charity, Miracle. So Faith and Hope are for my two older sisters.

My little sister's initials. I got this one a few weeks ago on the 22nd "anniversary" of her death. 

I'm pissed! I can't find a pic of the tattoo on my upper back that I got for my son. It's a black and red fleur de lis and it says "Mon fils mon vie." Which translate to "My Son, My Life."

That's my ink and I'm sticking to it!

I'm starting to realize...

November 18, 2010

I swear y'all, I don't know what's up with my blogging mojo. It keeps disappearing on me. I keep sitting down to write a blog entry but words fail me. There's not a whole lot going on in my life right now that's worthy of writing about really. I mean there's lots I could say, but like I said....words fail me!

{Love that saying!}

Any way, in the last couple of days I've come to realize a few things I thought I'd share! You know, in case you're totally interested in what floats around in this brain of mine (scary...I know).

♥ I hate love my Bissell Little Green machine! Damn thing comes in handy.

Since we're going to pick up my in laws this weekend I decided yesterday that I should probably shampoo my furniture. It always looks so good right after I do it. Then these little buggers climb up on it

 {they ♥ their "Daddy}

and instantly it's covered in dog hair and Pug smells(eww)!

♥ Speaking of shampooing furniture... can I just say that microfiber furniture SUCKS! (especially if you have pets who shed hair like they're going through chemo or something...just sayin')

{that rug is horrendous}  

Next time we buy new furniture...we're are buying leather!

{swoon...so gorgeous} 

It's so much easier to care for and keep clean. And hell...the dog hair would just wipe off instead of sticking to it like a magnet!


You wouldn't believe the amount of hair that sweep up on a daily basis. I've thought about taking of a pic of it, but it would gross you (and me) out lol. You're welcome!

I'm amazed that they have any hair left on them.  Really, I am!

♥ Speaking of our Pugs (and their shedding)....

{they forgot shedding}  

 I've contemplated shaving them. But they would just look nasty lol.

{poor baby} 

♥ For the record...Never, under any circumstances should you Google "bald pug." Lol No, it's not what you think. But you'll totally fall in love! Don't believe me??? Just take a look at these examples...

{I's spoild}
{I'm a badass Pug...no really!}
{you will love me}
{dude! don't sneak up on me like that} 
{is that a snack?}
{just like a snowball}
{huh? whut?}
 {I'll pay you back for this}
Don't say I didn't warn you lol! Anycutepugs....there was one pic that was slightly disturbing!
{Pug porn...shame on you}

Who takes pics like this? Hell who even thinks of and sets up a "photo shoot" like this? And not to mention...how in the hell did they get them to "pose" like that? My damn pugs wouldn't sit still long enough for me to snap the pic. Hell...they see a camera and they want to come and smell the damn thing lol.

♥ While shampooing the furniture I messed up my shoulder. Well, I guess I shouldn't say "messed up." It's just my fibromyalgia flaring up, in a major damn way. Note to self: You're getting old damn it. Stop that now!

♥ Have you heard Will Smith's daughters new song? Willow Smith "I whip my hair back and forth"? THE MOST IRRITATING SONG EVER!! Second only to (maybe) the Macarana! Uugh.

♥ Mr Gorgeous has started coaching wrestling at the local high school. One of his good friends is the coach and asked him to help him out. He's loving it, though he's beginning to realize that he's getting old too lol.

♥ Speaking of Mr Gorgeous, his class ended yesterday. That means he's off until the first of the (next) month when he'll get a new batch of students. I'm looking forward to having him home and spending some time with him.
{my happily ever after}

I love that his schedule gives him a couple of weeks off every now and then. You'll never hear me complain about spending time with him. Well...OK...if it's in a vehicle and his road rage is flaring at full force lol. 

♥ Why do television producers insist on finding the craziest Cajun people they can to put on TV? The other day I was waching Judge Joe Brown (don't judge me) and there was a (Cajun) man on there who was cussing (and making an ass out of himself) so much that he was fined over $800 (by the judge) for contempt of court before they were finished. *shakes head...don't they realize they're making us Cajun's look bad?*  

{I don't think we needed the help lol}

♥ Speaking of crazy Cajuns...

My sister's bf and his two brothers are all (very) talented singers. I could sit and listen to them for hours. One of his brothers makes a lot of  (comedy/singing) videos, he usually uploads them to youtube and then post them on FB. He dresses up as a character that he calls "Cooyon Duhon." (pronouned coo-yawn doo-yawn. Duhon is his last name.)

You may or not know that Cajuns have their own language (slang), and if you're not from there...you wont understand (or know how to pronounce) most of it. It's a skill people! Here's the definition of Cooyon (at Urban Dictionary). 

Anycraycajuns....here's one of my favorite videos of his...

"I Can't Survive Obama"

He's becoming a Youtube star. I see his videos all over FB now lol. If you'd like to check out some of his other (hilarious) videos you can go here. (FYI...those are NOT his real teeth lol)

Well y'all, thanks for reading a little bit of the madness that's rolling around in this "cooyon" head of mine lol.