I saw this meme in Mimi's blog and thought, what the hell...why not?
1) Do you make friends easily?
That would be a NO! Most people tell me that when they first met me they thought I was a bitch/stuck up. I'm not stuck up, a bitch? Sometimes. But the truth is, I've extremely shy. Always have been. And I don't trust people easily anymore. So, you've got to be hella cool for me to instantly like & trust you. Not an easy task.
2) What 3 qualities are a must in a friend?
Honesty, it also helps if you don't have "sticky fingers." I've had enough of thievin' mofo's in my life.
Loyalty - This is a big one for me. The first time I find out you're talking behind my back or betraying my trust, we're done. Period. I'm done with bitches who you think are your friends and then they go around starting rumors about you.Trifilin' hos!
A good sense of humor. This is a MUST. You see, I like to "rag" people. I'll be the first person to laugh at you if you fall (it's all in love), and then I'll be sure to tell everyone that I possibly can. I expect you to do the same to me.
3) What makes YOU a good friend?
Well, first of all I'm loyal as all get out. True dat. I'll whip a bitches ass for you if I have to. I'll take your secrets to the grave with me. And best of all? I'll make you laugh, I'll pick on you for every single reason you give me to. I'll also give you plenty of reasons to laugh at me. Sounds like a fair deal to me.
4) Have you ever met a bloggy friend in real life?
Nope. Was supposed to meet 3 of them last summer but it didn't work out. I'm still pouting over it lol. There are a few I'd like to meet though.
5) Who is your best friend? Tell us about them.
My Sisters. They're the only bitches (IRL) that I trust at the moment. And they get my "quirky" sense of humor. They're loyal to a fault, they know most of my secrets and besides telling them to each other, I don't think they've ever told anyone else lol. They're loving, supportive and they gang up on me and pick on me all the damn time when we're together. Now that I think about it, they're a couple of bully's damn it. :0} But I love 'em, I'd be lost without them. That's real shit yo.
If you'd like to join in the fun you can click on the button at the top of this post to do so. You should all go check out Mimi's blog too. I promise, you'll laugh.
On a side note, I've lost two followers in the last two days. WTH? I'm not about the numbers, honestly I could care less (though I appreciate every one of y'all. Much love) but when I lose followers I worry that maybe I said something to offend someone. Have any of you (my loyal followers) been offended by any of my post lately?
Oh yeah, if I find out who my two deserters are I'll hunt you down and hit you with a pillow or some fluffy thing. Just sayin'.
I've gotta run, I'm going to get my hair trimmed and highlighted. Can't wait!