I did it damn it! Well...sort of!

April 15, 2010

Since my addiction began here on Blogger I've been bound and determined to design my own layout, and I'll be damned if I haven't finally done it! Whooty woo!! Ok, there are a few things I need to tweek, my header doesn't seem centered to me. I know it is centered to the page, but it doesn't look right to me. So I've got to figure that part out, and the "categories" section is being "cut off" a bit by the post background...gotta fix that too! But hell...not bad for my first one!

I've got another dr's appointment today...I swear if this bitch doesn't fill my sleep meds y'all might just be hearing about me on the news tonight! Haha...kidding! She'll fill them, she just wants to see me before refilling them. I totally get it! She's a pain management dr...she's got dope heads coming out of the wood work! Though I'm not sure I've ever heard of anyone dt'ing for Ambien lol.

So...I'm sure I've told you all about my car troubles as of late. Mr Man just hasn't had time to work on it and I've pretty much refused to bring it to the shop...people I can't even begin to tell you what happens when I (A BLONDE) bring my car to a shop to get fixed! They take one look at me and all they can think is "cha-ching!" If I bring that car to the shop it will only cause more problems for Mr Man...it's gonna make the vein in his forehead pop out...and that's a scary sight lmao! It's just much easier if Mr Man brings it to them and they don't even know that a blonde is involved! I mean...who looks easier to take advantage of.....


Even in my best biker chick pic (a few years ago at Myrtle Beach Bike Week, I'd been on the back of the bike all day with no helmet so the hair's a mess!) all they'd see is a blonde!

Or Mr Man...

And this isn't even one of his "biker" pics haha! Seriously though...the man has a vein in his forehead that pops up when he gets mad...I'm telling you, I wouldn't f*ck with him when he's mad!! (But dayum...the man cleans up NICE!! hehehe) Now, let's show you the "biker" look...

 Yeah...they're not gonna try and screw him over! (at Myrtle Beach Bike Week) They wont even try! (I swear...I swoon when I look at this man! And those eyes...don't even get me started on the eyes! Look at the first pic of him...couldn't you just get lost in those eyes? Yeah...I love him! Whew!!)

Anyway (yeah...I got way off course!) Mr Man's daughter has her ex's car. He moved back to Canada and left it with her. He was coming to town last weekend and decided that if we'd pay for his flight that he'd give us the car. It's nothing special...it's a '99 Camaro, I'm driving a '99 Escort now...so it's not like it's "newer" than mine or anything. But it does run much better than mine.

So...the ex showed up last weekend and they were gonna come down this weekend so we could pay him for the car and get the paperwork taken care of. The fucker has disappeared! He left R's (step daughter) house the other day and she hasn't heard from him since. She still has the car (the alternator is bad on it so we'd have to fix that, so he can't drive it while he's here anyway!), he left his luggage with her, and she hasn't heard a word from him. He wont answer her calls, text...nothing! Damn it! I was so excited about getting this car!

The first car I ever owned was a '81 Camaro Z28. Bitch was gorgeous! I effin' LOVED that car!

I can't believe I found these pics on Google! It's almost identical to the one I had! My rims were a little different but other than that...this is just like the one I had, same color and everything! Good Lord...this car was my baby!

Anywtfdickheadex(??), now I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'm not getting the ex's car! I'm so bummed! Like I said, I was excited about getting it! I'd even picked out my seat covers and everything!

 Cute right? I'm bummed lol. I guess I'm stuck with the Escort for a while longer! Oh well!!

I've got to get my behind off of here and get ready for my appointment! I want to close with this... The other day I signed onto Ebay to check on some craft items that I'd ordered. This is the screen that popped up when I signed in.

I swear I laughed my ass off! I've NEVER looked up anything raccoon! I'm wondering if Mr Man has been looking for something to surprise me with! HA! Be jealous ladies...I see a raccoon fur coat in my future!! Booya!

(no animals were harmed in the posting of this blog!)


Dee said...

Hey girl, lovin the new look around here. That sucks about the ex!

Ian said...

Holy batfuck monkey balls of flaming death I like your new layout. I really need to work on mine so once you figure out how to center your header I'm going to enlist your help yo!

Dee Stephens said...

Like the look! Wish I could figure it out :( Maybe I should pay you to do mine?? ;)
I'm having car issues too :(

Jamie said...

Wow, Dee!!! It looks great in here!!! How did you make the space where you write wider? I want to do that, too!!!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

LMAO @ that raccoon!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Adoption of Jane said...

i wish i could take sleep meds but the baby would tear up the house while i was passed out! luvn the Camaro!

singedwingangel said...

Ok yeah serious love Mr. Man's eyes they are hypnotic... sucks about the car but ya know you can technically file for lost title and abandoned owner if he does not ocme back. It has been in your possession for longer then 90 days.. most storage places charge 20 a day for storage ... Ha at the raccoon stuff.. too funny

{Kimber} said...

that little paragraph with you talking about Mr. Man...I thought you might need a room!!!! haha
dang gurl you got it bad for him :)

I think I need some Ambien...I just lay there, toss, turn and wake up feeling like hell!!!

Chelle said...

LOVE the new layout!!

And, yeah--Mr. Man definitely needs to go in! Madelyn has two veins on her forehead that pop out any time she is pissed off. It's hilarious :)

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