Happy Hump day!

March 17, 2010

I’m excited like a giddy teenager waiting for her first date to pick her up. I got up Monday morning and checked my email and found out that my Old Navy order has been shipped. Then I got up Tuesday Morning and found out that my Photoshop and my Paintshop software that I ordered was shipped that morning. I love me some packages lol. People I have no life.

With my brakes being so bad on my car I’m trying not to drive it much. Mr. Man mentioned something about me waiting until this weekend to go get them fixed, so he can bring it to get done. For some reason,
(*looks around innocently*) they see a blonde walking through the door from a mile away when I go to get something fixed on my car. (*bats eyelashes*) Lmao…you should really try it sometimes ladies. For some reason hubby’s don’t like being taken to the cleaners on brake jobs. On the realz though, whenever I bring my car to have something done to it, they see a blonde coming from a mile away!

My son called me the other night and while we were talking he told me that he has to work the next three weeks on call. That’s unusual, he usually works two weeks on, one week off call. So I asked him why he was having to do it three weeks in a row. Apparently he asked the other guy that does on call to work a weekend for him because he’s going out of town because….wait for it….wait for it….  Ok....because of this -

Because who would want to miss this??

He says there’s going to be a whole bunch of this…



But I’m guessing he’s also hoping for a whole bunch of this…




I’m not sure which one scares me more! Oh come on!! Have you looked at the girls in the picture? Do any of them look like something you would want your son to bring home? I mean really, how old is the one on top on the left, the one with the dead porcupine on top of her head? Just sayin’…

I had to stop Googling pictures. They just kept getting worse lol. Anymudho’s….here my son is telling me that he’s willing to work on call for 21 days (that’s without a day off 8-24 hours a day, it usually averages out to 16-20 hours a day…I’m not kidding!) straight, in order to go play in the mud for 4 days when I couldn’t get him to clean his room for $100 bucks if I tried ( no…I wasn’t that stupid to even offer him a $100 bucks for anything!) when he lived at home.

Don’t worry ladies, I’m gonna slap him up side his head when I see him in September. Priorities kid priorities!! Lol.. Ok so I’m kidding about the priorities, he works extremely hard so if he wants to take 4 days off to go chase nasty mud cover ho’s for the weekend play in the mud who am I to worry about him getting STD’s judge what he does with his time off? His effin’ Momma! That’s who!


Now I really am a giddy teenager! My Paintshop Photo Pro X3 came in yesterday! I just got the email yesterday morning and by 12:30pm FedEx was knocking on my door. I’ve been playing with it ever since! I’ve given myself “computer shoulder” again lmao!!

Well I hope you all have a wonderful day. And if you’re stopping by from CCWA thanks so much for the visit! Y’all come back now,. ya hear??


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25 comments:

The Redheaded Stepchild said...

Sons! They are totally the leading cause of gray hairs. I'm glad you got your stuff. Have fun with it!!

Daffy said...

Eh, it sounds fun to me. I like getting dirty....


Wait


That sounded wrong, didn't it

That One Mom said...

Love that you changed your signature to McSpicy!

Love, McCreamie

singedwingangel said...

OOHHhh I wanna see the fun stuff you make... and gee mom ya know it is just for the mud right.. He won't even notice the half nekkid girls who are showing what little bit they got covered by making a half tailed pyramid.. no wait a pyramid has 3 sides and they are apparently geometrically challenged so they went for a rhombus YEAHHHH see it's a rhombus.. all leany and wopper jawed roflmbo

MommyLovesStilettos said...

Mudfest sounds fun! Minus - the old hag with the porcupine on her head. LOL

Ian said...

How old are you that you have a son old enough to work?

just askin cause I saw that pic of you on my followers list and there's no fucking way you have a kid older than 10.

I'm calling social services!

leigh said...

Dude...(that's right, I called you Dude) you are forkin' awesome. CCWA sent me here but I think that I'm gonna stick around a bit and check you out. I think that I might lurve you Boo!

Leiah said...

Look at you being a fancy queen for a day. (Like you weren't already, right?)

Congrats on being elected the Coolest Chick With Attitude - cause you know that's totally what I think CCWA means. Enjoy your day, week, month...oh hell, as long as you can milk it for baby!

JennyMac said...

yeah Photoshop and Paintshop!

And you KNOW your son is hoping for a little pyramid o' scantily clad women. lol.

Yankee Girl said...

That is AWESOME!

Sorry, but if I knew about the event ahead of time and could actually take time off of work, I would TOTALLY be one of those floozies that your son would bring home!

Okay, not really. I don't do the whole covered-in-mud thing very well. And my pyramid building days are long over. Maybe your son will find the one gem at the whole event.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Great post! And weren't you excited to wake up to this!! LOL!!!

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

LOL about Computer shoulder! Have fun with your creative side!! Happy St. Pat's day!

Cara Smith said...

I am familiar with this thing being that nearly every guy I know wants to participate. Did I mention I live in Texas?

At least he's not going to the redneck games. That one is much worse. Don't believe me? See for yourself http://www.redneckoffroadparty.com/

Meeko Fabulous said...

Don't forget about the beer. There will be beer! :)

Dual Mom said...

Yeah, I don't get the attraction either but boys will be boys. Seems like harmless fun! Both my boys would have a joygasm watching big trucks roll around in the mud.

Lisa said...

I live in Texas and we have way more than that to offer! I am hoping all those mud hoes are the ones who traveled from other places. Probably, Yankee girls. JUST KIDDING (unles you totally agree with me.)

Lluvia said...

lOl! meh...I don't like to get dirty!

Congrats on your CCWA day!!

I love your new signature!

Danielle said...

Um, I am kinda with Daffy on this. All that mud looked FUN!

Chelle said...

Bwahahaha! You're so right abut the porcupine hair--ohmyword!

And I remember being so young and willing to do anything to go somewhere ridiculously fun...well, now just ridiculous :)

xo & have fun with all of your awesome mail! I LOVE getting packages :)

DeAnn said...

The mud thing looks really fun actually! and since im from NC I say Ya'll all the time! Let me know how you like photoshop!

xoxoxox

DeAnn said...

The mud thing looks really fun actually! and since im from NC I say Ya'll all the time! Let me know how you like photoshop!

xoxoxox

June said...

I want Photoshop to play with too!!!
Damn, Imma jealous.

Boys have to play, Momma.

Scraps said...

Happy CCWA day from a fellow Louisiana transplant (only I'm in Florida--at least you're still in the SOUTH!).

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

Boys are special, aren't they? My son isn't even two and he'll follow around pretty girls in Target like a lost puppy if I let him!

I'm am with you on the packages- I LOVE getting things in the mail! YAY!!

The Wife said...

Hey, came over from Dee's Say Anything blog. I was thinking I heard of mudfest but I believe it was what Cara commented about above, the Redneck games. The locals were trying to put a stop to those. Saw it on the news. Must have been a slow news day in Texas.

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