You might want to put on one of those mask thingys....

March 18, 2010

I don't want to contaminate anyone...seems like I've got a good old  case of the stomach flu! Yeah...me and the porcelain God...we've been on a first name basis today, seeing as how I've been hugging the damn thing all day! Have I ever mentioned how I'd rather have scalding hot needles poked into my eyeballs than hurl?


I really just wanted to come and post a quick entry to apologize to everyone who's comments have been unanswered (as of yet). I'll to get to them, I promise!!

I also wanted to send a big ol' thank you to Dee (red headed step child)!! She's started this new blog called Say Anything, she interviews other bloggers and post the interviews on Say Anything. Today my interview was profiled. I feel bad...I wasn't ablt to give the interview the attention it deserved! Sorry Dee!!

Now...I'm off to drink some more nasty ass shit clear fluids, cause that's how I roll yo! I'd like to take the time to thank the sorry mo f*cker idiot who gave me this lovely virus!



At least I have the common decency to wallow in my own self pity while hugging a f*cking toilet all f*ckin' day to stay in my house and keep this nasty little bugger to myself! You piece of shit! If I find out who you are...

It's on! It's on like Donkey Kong


Just sayin.....

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20 comments:

singedwingangel said...

Aww hun I am so sorry you got that. and I got ya back if ya find the culprit..

Mama Bird said...

I have had it too!! Feel Better! UCK

Ally said...

Feel better! I am a new follower - saw you on Daily Dose of Reality's blog roll :)

Debbie said...

OMG feel better....that suCKS!~

The Boob Nazi said...

I'm sorry you're sick! That's terrible.

The Redheaded Stepchild said...

Haha. You nut! I hope you get better soon. The web is not the same without the McSnarks! LOL

Ian said...

Nice.

Feel better soon!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

Feel better soon! xo

June said...

Ahhhh... so that's where you have been hiding. Been wondering why you haven't been real chatty lately.

Sure hope you feel better soon!

{Kimber} said...

I HATE puking!!!!!
I hope you get to feeling better soon :)

Meeko Fabulous said...

You are SO damn lucky . . . A stomach bug like that is exactly what I need to lose those few extra pounds before Puerto Rico! Care to cough into a Kleenex, put it in a Ziploc, and airmail in my direction??? ;) Hope you feel better! X's and O's.

DeAnn said...

You are hysterical... Sori you got this bug! it sucks... hang in there and have a great weekend!!

xoxo

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

Get better soon!

And if you find out who got you sick kick 'em in the funbags.

Danica said...

LMAO Funny ass post!

Feel better soon chica!

Danielle said...

I hope you feel better soon!

Leiah said...

I will do anything to avoid throwing up. Hope you're feeling better soon and if you can tolerate it, try the BRAT diet: bananas, rice, applesauce and toast. It really will help and it's much better than liquids...yuck! Sending good thoughts your way.

MindyMom said...

Hope you feel better soon!

FROGGITY! said...

bless your heart!!

feel better dear.

Lisa said...

I think I might need to bathe in Purell or something. You are the second bloggie today that has posted their adventures with puking in the porcelain god! I hope you feel better. I am so sorry that you feel crappy, but PLEASE no breathing on my monitor or keyboard. I am on Spring Break and don't want to end it with a tummy virus! LOL

Lluvia said...

LOL!

I know you're sick, but even as a sick post it is still funny! I hope you get better real quick!

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