It's that time of the week again. Think Tank Momma's Gratitude with Attitude Tuesdays. I don't have a whole lot this week, but I do have a couple. I'll warn you now, it's really more attitude than gratitude! I'm cranky!
I had to go to the store yesterday to pick up a couple of things and as I'm walking into the store I see this...
(Not the actual people that I saw)
These two guys were walking in front of me into the store. Thank you so much for showing me your drawers, nice Spongebob pattern by the way. You may want to ask your baby momma to buy some bleach to wash those dingy fuckers though. Nasty!
(Do you see what I see? Two? Two pair of drawers?"
But this whole sagging thing has gotten totally out of control. Pull your fucking pants up already. It's not attractive in the least. Not to mention that you walk around holding your damn crotch because that's how you apparently hold your damn pants up. Uugh.
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And "stars" of Hollywood...you're not fucking helping either.
Zac Efron
Lil Wayne
Is he wearing blue, pink orange and white drawers? Does his belt say rape??
Then as I'm doing my shopping I see this...
Not once,
Not twice,
But three times.
Ladies, I get it. I wear low rise jeans too. I also know that YOU KNOW when you sit down in those pants that half your ass if going to hang out. Either put on some drawers or wear a shirt long enough to cover that shit. Even if you're cute...it's NOT! I'd love to say that the three women I saw in the store were this thin, unfortunatelymy eyes will never be the same! YUCK!
I swear my damn dogs are about to drive me out of my fucking mind today. I've been yelling at them since yesterday morning when I got up! The itching, scratching, licking, snoring, farting, crying for their damn Daddy, scratching on the bedroom door when their damn Daddy is sleeping and whining the whole damn time is driving me fucking insane today. I had half a mind to send them to work with their damn Daddy!
You know the sad part? They're Daddy finally gets up for work this morning (after the dogs scratching at the door and whining all damn night for him) and what do they do? They climb up in MY lap and stare at him. They do this every night when he gets home from work too! WTH??
And guess what they do once their Daddy leaves for work? They fuckin' go to sleep. I guess I shouldn't complain, at least I'm not yelling at them while they're sleeping. Give me a few minutes though...you never know!
I've been up all night. I don't know why. Yeah, it's gonna be a good day for me.
This will be me today...if I'm lucky!
23 comments:
Seriously? That's your dog in the pot? Hysterical and WTF is up with the sleeping tripod thing? I mean, really?
Okay...as for the sagging...sister anytime you need a photo of this shit, holla. You know I work in the hood and I've seen more ass crack than any proctologist could in a life time! That's real.
Real fucking sick.....
gah....
Oh girl! You had me cracking up. I HATE the droopy drawers look. UGH! How can anyone think that looks cool???
I couldn't agree with you more on the droopy pants thing! Every word you wrote - I agree!!
Sorry the dogs are keeping you folks awake, that sucks. I'd being doing something about that because no sleep makes for a very bitchy woman in this house!
So, you going to take a 5 hr. nap today??
I just tried to leave a comment...but I have no idea what happened?!
Anyway, I just don't get the sagging jeans thing. It's ugly. And looks uncomfortable...
And ew about the girls with the butt crack jeans...yuck!!
I HATE that look. Why do people think it is a good idea? And it cannot be comfortable!
I cannot wrap my mind around underwear being a fashion statement. Someone really needs to put an end to this!
Crack kills, remember?
That look kills me, what is it, and why?? My kids tend to stare at people dressed like that...they just do not get it? Why would they...I don't get it!!~ Funny post!
The one that drives me batshit crazy is when they wear the belt under their ass to keep their pants up. Seriously? You have the intelligence to know what a belt is but you're going to buckle it under your asscheeks? AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Who would have ever guessed that in the year 200? that BUTTCRACK would be a fucking accessory?
I hate the droopy pants and exposed buttcracks look, too! Eww. And what in the heck DOES his belt buckle say?!
That's fucking awesome. Ass crack on chicks is hot, ain't gonna lie.
Girl, I feel ya on the dog issue. Our dogs usually don't want to have anything to do with me. The only time they even pay attention to me is when I get up in the morning and when I get home from work. That's because I, and I must have been insane to start this, give them a treat first thing in the morning and when I get home from work. If I don't get them a treat it's like they become demon dogs. They scratch my leg, they whine, they snort. You'd think they were having withdrawals! It's so annoying...why did I start that crap.
I don't get the whole sagging thing either. I've always had too much junk in my trunk to sag. It just looked stupid when I tried way back in the day.
LOL! My sentiments EXACTLY with those freaking pants!! Sergeant-whatever-his-name is from American Idol had such a point with that damn pants on the ground tune!
Damn...now that's stuck in my head!
Ok, I've seen a few ass cracks and droopy draws in my time...but not as bad as ass crack girl number 3...she cannot be oblivious that it's that bad!
Pants on the ground pants on the groun lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground. I think what scares me more is the trend started in PRISONS and is a sign to other prisoners that you are available.. Not so trendy you would think once they know that but noooooo ... I LOATHE it..
That's why I dont have pets! 4 kids is enough thankyouverymuch.
That's a lot of ass crack in one day! Damn.
Stay out of Walmart!
I couldn't even concentrate after seeing the pug in the crockpot thing. So cute.
ughhh...the saggy pants syndrome is out of control. agreed but watch what you say about my main man weezy! i love him. sorry i get protective. haha.
and i'm so sick of the ass cracks on chicks. talk about TACKYY!!!
oh yeah, i can't stand pants halfway down the ass!!1
ugh!! the dog in the pot is sooo cute!!!!
If I had an ass like the girls in those pictures, I may might wear my pants like that too! Just saying
OMG, the damn saggy baggy pants fad has got to go. I tell my male students to pull up their drawers becuase their underpants should be a blessed mystery for teachers. I DO NOT want to see a 15 year old's underwear choice for the day. TMI! Sigh......
Hi. I'm late from CCWA (Super Sick Family!) but you made me laugh so hard. I am so sick of seeing rears hanging out of pants too!
Thanks for making me smile today.
:-)
Traci
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