It's Good For the Soul!

April 29, 2011



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I confess...

I'm going into DAY 2 of no sleep. It sucks monkey balls.

I confess...

If insomnia were a woman I'd kick her ass all crazy Cajun girl style. Don't think I can't.

I confess...

This turned me into a complete pile of mush. And made me cry.


Don't judge me, wait until your kids are "grown" and it feels like they don't need you anymore lol! He's sick, poor baby!

So what's the meat and noodles you ask? When I was a kid I made up this "dish" lol all it is is gound beef that's seasoned and browned mixed with elbow noodles. It's plain, it's simple but I still love it lol. And so does my kid. It's the greatest feeling in the world to know your kid still needs you! ♥ this!

I confess... 

I'm bummed that I'm almost finished reading A Million Little Pieces (for the second time). I love this book!



I confess...

The two little heifers below are about to drive me out of my effin' mind. I swear to y'all, it's like having two year old twins at home with me all day. I don't like it. Not.one.little.bit. My neighbors must think I'm nuts cause all they must hear me say all day (when my windows are open) is "No!" "Stop!" "Don't even think about it!" "Stop sniffing her butt!" and "STOP humping your sister!" Geeze...

{yeah, I'm a sucker! I feed them Popsicles.} 

Between the constant scratching (if we don't stop them, they'll scratch until they bleed) and licking (just the sound of their licking themselves irks the shit out of me, and the ever present butt sniffing, I'm threatening to sell them to the nearest Chinese restaurant. I swear it's like Gidgette (on the left) has to sniff Bonsai's (on the right) butt just to make sure she used the potty when they went outside. Gross. 

{Bonsai (the one on the left) has brain freeze. Ha! Serves her right!} 

For some reason Bonsai has been doing this thing with dragging her butt on the carpet. She'll also do that until she bleeds. We've had her checked at the vet, he said she's just "odd." The last time she did the whole butt dragging thing on the carpet I was outside planting some flowers. I came in after being out there for maybe 20 minutes and my living room carpet looked like a crime scene. There was blood everywhere. Bitch is lucky I have my trusty shampooer, or the bitch would be dead.  

They're lucky they're cute, and they're always good for a laugh.

 {Did I mention they're sisters? Sick bitches!}

I confess...

All this tornado business is so sad. My heart breaks for all the families that have been going through them. That must be one of the scariest feelings in the world. Having "survived" hurricanes Rita and Katrina in Louisiana I'll admit that storms of any kind have a way of freaking me the eff out. When the weather got bad here today and the weather man said there was a tornado on the ground here I was freaking out lol. Thank God it quickly passed and that (as far as I know) no one was hurt or suffered any damage. 

I confess...

I need y'all. My favorite blogging peeps. I'm going to Tennessee for two weeks in July to visit my big Sister (yay) 

{this bitch got all the boobs in the family and those green eyes. Yeah, I'm hatin'!} 

and I need some guest bloggers. You can write about any subject you'd like. Anyone interested? If so, leave me a comment and I'll email you with the info.  

I confess...

Hubby is going to be out of town most of the day tomorrow and I'm gonna miss him. Lol. I'm such a sap. I'm just used to having him home on the weekends. So, I'll be crafting my behind off this weekend I'm sure. 

{I'll go pout now} 

I confess...

I'm delirious from lack of sleep, so I'm not responsible for the content of this post. Unless you think it's funny, then I totally rocked this bitch! 


15 comments:

Rockin' Mama said...

I fucking hate not being able to sleep, I suffer from insomnia too! && as for those nasty little whore you have...they must be watching mommy!! lmao ;) had to learn that shit somewhere right! ha...

I must say hoookerr you rocked my balls with this post!

XxOo!

allstarme said...

When my boys get older, I will totally break down when they ask for stuff like that. I just know it! Happy Friday.

Dee Stephens said...

If you were awake did you watch the Royal wedding?? I loved Million Little Pieces. Did you read the follow up book? About Luther..(i think?) they were both good. Sad though that it turned out to be fiction.

VandyJ said...

We had a female dog that would do that humping thing on the male dog we had--I think it's a dominance thing. It is enough to make you crazy though.

Megan Harmeyer said...

I'll trade dogs with you...I can't stand mine, either (they're brothers). And that licking noise...O.M.G. Seriously. Anyway...how sweet of your son! I can just imagine how good that made you feel. I need to find a good book - I haven't been able to really get in to the last few I've read. Maybe I'll try that one (I stayed away because I didn't want all the controversy surrounding it to skew my opinion). Happy weekend!

Amy said...

First of all, where are you from in Louisiana...that is where I AM!

Your noodle/meat combo thing makes me HUNGRY!

Your dogs are so cute and sweeet. The popsicle thing is precious, the humping not so much! LOL!

YOu and our hubby make a cute sweet couple!

Enjoy your weekend!

Danica said...

Ugh sorry you're having problems sleeping. I hate that.

I loved the book A Million Little Pieces. Such a great book. Too bad he lied about most of it. :-(

Enjoy your crafting time!

Aubrey S. said...

Your pups may be odd, but they sure are cute. One of our dogs is a licker. That sound will wake me up; it's so gross.

Have a fabulous weekend!

Kat said...

You had me cracking up through your whole post!!! I love when the weather gets warm enough to open the windows, but then once I start yelling at the kids, wonder what everyone actually hears outside. Hope the weekend goes fast without your Hubby!

JENN said...

You are too funny! You should not sleep more often, but I'm sorry that you're so tired! I love that your "baby" still needs his Mama occasionally...it gives me hope for my sixteen year old, lol.And trust me, you "totally rocked this bitch"...I've been blog stalking you for a short while and I love reading your posts! Enjoy your weekend and GET SOME REST!!! PS...I buy my dog "puppy ice cream" so I don't think it's wierd that you feed your babies popsicles! :)

J FAM Blog for the Soul said...

That freakin bird that flies all over the page is cracking me up! Cute!
My childhood dog wold scoot her butt on the rug too.....she didn't do it that much and not to the point of making herself bleed! Pugs are cute!

MiMi said...

I'm laughing at the twisted sisters up there! Nasty beasts. LOL
I love that Rusty still needs his momma...I hope my boys want me still when they're growed up. :(

A Cajun Belle said...

My momma made meat and noodles too!! So does my bf's family! It's one of my favorites!

I requested you on twitter! I'm acajunbelle!

Marguerite said...

Oh girl, you crack me up! LOL I know exactly how you feel about the pups. Reminds me of the time my black lab had a litter of 9!! Hope you get some sleep soon! :)

The Blue Zoo said...

Um, yea, I'd totally ship those gross little dogs to the nearest chinese restaurant. lol Just kidding.... sorta.

Have a great trip!

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