Happy Hump day!

I’m excited like a giddy teenager waiting for her first date to pick her up. I got up Monday morning and checked my email and found out that my Old Navy order has been shipped. Then I got up Tuesday Morning and found out that my Photoshop and my Paintshop software that I ordered was shipped that morning. I love me some packages lol. People I have no life.

With my brakes being so bad on my car I’m trying not to drive it much. Mr. Man mentioned something about me waiting until this weekend to go get them fixed, so he can bring it to get done. For some reason,
(*looks around innocently*) they see a blonde walking through the door from a mile away when I go to get something fixed on my car. (*bats eyelashes*) Lmao…you should really try it sometimes ladies. For some reason hubby’s don’t like being taken to the cleaners on brake jobs. On the realz though, whenever I bring my car to have something done to it, they see a blonde coming from a mile away!

My son called me the other night and while we were talking he told me that he has to work the next three weeks on call. That’s unusual, he usually works two weeks on, one week off call. So I asked him why he was having to do it three weeks in a row. Apparently he asked the other guy that does on call to work a weekend for him because he’s going out of town because….wait for it….wait for it….  Ok....because of this -

Because who would want to miss this??

He says there’s going to be a whole bunch of this…

But I’m guessing he’s also hoping for a whole bunch of this…

I’m not sure which one scares me more! Oh come on!! Have you looked at the girls in the picture? Do any of them look like something you would want your son to bring home? I mean really, how old is the one on top on the left, the one with the dead porcupine on top of her head? Just sayin’…

I had to stop Googling pictures. They just kept getting worse lol. Anymudho’s….here my son is telling me that he’s willing to work on call for 21 days (that’s without a day off 8-24 hours a day, it usually averages out to 16-20 hours a day…I’m not kidding!) straight, in order to go play in the mud for 4 days when I couldn’t get him to clean his room for $100 bucks if I tried ( no…I wasn’t that stupid to even offer him a $100 bucks for anything!) when he lived at home.

Don’t worry ladies, I’m gonna slap him up side his head when I see him in September. Priorities kid priorities!! Lol.. Ok so I’m kidding about the priorities, he works extremely hard so if he wants to take 4 days off to go chase nasty mud cover ho’s for the weekend play in the mud who am I to worry about him getting STD’s judge what he does with his time off? His effin’ Momma! That’s who!


Now I really am a giddy teenager! My Paintshop Photo Pro X3 came in yesterday! I just got the email yesterday morning and by 12:30pm FedEx was knocking on my door. I’ve been playing with it ever since! I’ve given myself “computer shoulder” again lmao!!

Well I hope you all have a wonderful day. And if you’re stopping by from CCWA thanks so much for the visit! Y’all come back now,. ya hear??